HALT! Step back behind the yellow line! I have officially
logged your IP address for an unauthorized entry into the administrative safety
registry.You clicked on my profile. Exceptional choice. Unlike the rest of the
reckless, loud, un-certified renegades in the shed out back, you clearly
respect bureaucratic protocol, standard operational guidelines, and proper
clipboard management. As a reward for your compliance, I am authorizing a
strictly regulated, economically safe 5% DISCOUNT on selected
office-compliant items using code PROTOCOL5."

(Background Noise that can be heard coming from the Main
Floor...)

Kev (Sarge):(Voice echoing from the next
bay)"Hey! Who clicked on Milton?! Are you kidding me? We are running a
massive warehouse clearance with 25% off the real gear, and you’re standing in
the corner filling out a risk-assessment form with The Clipboard Commando?!
Move your utility out of his bay!"

Gav (Apprentice):"Far out, mate. Even I
wouldn't click on Milton. That’s an absolute shocker. Go click on my profile, I
broke the backend and I'm giving away 40% off my kit because I don't know how
math works!"

Kathryn:(Steps out from the front office, clearing
her throat)"Milton. Why is there a customer shivering in your bay? Did you
blow that bloody plastic whistle at them again?"

Milton:(Instantly drops his clipboard, sweating
profusely, stuttering)"N-No, Kathryn! Absolute compliance! Just issuing a
standard 5% safety voucher! Please don't delete my fuel card!"

Kathryn:"Milton go back to your desk before I
use your high-vis vest as a grease rag. Lads, ignore The Fun Police - click the
button below to go clock into a real trade bay"